Nov 24, 2016

SHIT CAKE GRUBASIE

mission: STAVANGER
target: fix the bridge
SVERD i FJELL (Swords in Rock)
"The three bronze swords stand 10 meters tall,
planted into the rock of a small hill next 
to the fjord. They commemorate the historic  
Battle of Hafrsfjord that took place there  
in the year 872, when King Harald Fairhair  
gathered all of Norway under one crown."

We had only one day free from work...
SUNDAY TRIP
"PREIKESTOLEN 
- Preacher's Pulpit or Pulpit Rock
- is a famous tourist attraction 
in the municipality of Forsand 
in Rogaland county, Norway."

Piece of cake!!
We only need plastic bag full of beers 
and cigarettes to reach the top. Phii...

Wonderful place but weather 
was changing every 10 minutes...
"Preikestolen is a steep cliff which rises
604 meters above the Lysefjorden.

Atop the cliff, there is an almost flat top 
of approximately 25 by 25 meters."
FUCKIN' AWESOME!! GOOD TIMES

next time...
Happy Joe
and Sour Suzy 
- kept our body well hydrated
priceless view and memories...
Thank you NOrWAY
"JUMP, JUMP, JUMP!!"
OK let's do this!! BANG...

and straight to the AMSTERDAM!! WTF?!
for real?!
3 days vacation with my bro B
Do you smell it Bogdan?? Is it paradise??
- Are we dead already??
- No, but you will be...
First coffee shop and guess what...
WOODY HARRELSON was here!!
ENJOY THE LITTLE THINGS
The Wall of Fame

I was high as fuck.
Damn, I don't remember nothing...
What happens in Amsterdam...
stays in Amsterdam...
OSLO and my new girlfriend
The King Stanislav is BACK!!
and I'm back in Z-town
Damn, Indian Summer where are you?!
Fuck the weather Martin!! 
300 pizza boxes came.
What are you gonna do with that?! - MAX
You will see, my little friend...
Slawek THANK YOU for this kick ass graphic  
that you made for me.  PERFECT. No JOKE!! 
Fuck, you really did this shit for me.
SC girls: Alicja and Doma. Tie-Dye factory
Homemade trippy T-shirts - only for homies
No more bad trips. Thanks!!

Light My Fire Picolo - SC matches

Magic pass for never ending boozing

Skira gets all shit together
on the finishing line...

final product:
SCG PIZZA BOX 
limited stuff and souvenirs for homies
Is it for real?! Yes, we made it FOR YOU!!
FRIDAY, 07.10.2016
Before party in Chata Zbojnicka
Thanks for sweet Shit Cake. Yummy!!
GOOFY!! I see you FOOL
AUNT Bronka keeps it G!!
You know nothing about style son

Machete kills
Don't mess with granny...
Naughty Damian and Bronka:
"I'm gonna chop your dick like a carrot!!
Give me your stinky underwear!!"
Maybe we can take off her bra??
GIVE ME THE AXE!!
Jimi Magma
live concert - 1969 Woodstock
SATURDAY, 08.10.2016
"Shit Cake GRUBASIE" Worldwide Premiere
The Judgment Day.
I was waiting for this all my life....
posters made by:
JANIK ACCESSORIES and CHLEBU-BABU
Thank you so much Natali for your work
and this sweet collaboration
Cinema "Sokol"
Pizzas are ready...
People are coming... 
Here he is, standing in suit and speaking 
to the fans. The King of cheap wine,  
living legend, daredevil skateboarder
and my Muse, my main brightest star, 
reason I've made this movie... 
FOR YOU G!!

The King's Speech

“There he goes. One of God's own prototypes.

A high-powered mutant of some kind 
never even considered for mass production.
Too weird to live, and too rare to die.”
- Hunter S. Thompson

I was sooo hangover
when I was on the scene with drunk Gregor 
haha speech was on the FLOW 
THIS SHIT IS FOR YOU!!
ARE YOU READY?!

"Shit Cake GRUBASIE" 
- some kind of skate video
52 minutes full of skateboarding, 
freak-shows and good music.
Official DVDs coming soon!! Spring 2017
VaVaVoom afterparty
Game over for Rzank...

...for my brother too?! 
WTF?! Must be a good party
This is the end for Klipon, Magma and Me
I woke up on the fucking fields 
in the morning like a bum...
SUNDAY, 09.10.2016
My birthday with SC family
Mommy and real head shot
KILL YO'SELF JEJO, you are next!! 
Heavy ammunition inside...
DISCO PARTY IS ON

WASTED


all night long... 

SHIT CAKE - MINORITY RAPORT
Like I said and wrote on the SCG posters:
all money we raised from selling tickets 
went to charitable purpose:
I GAVE IT TO GREGOR... Damn!! 
He couldn't believe me to the last minute
I just asked him if he can spend 
some money in GRINDBOX skate shop
and buy some sweet clothes...
AND HE DID IT!! BANG!!
"You, me, or nobody is gonna hit as hard 
as life, but it ain’t about how hard you hit, 
it’s about how hard you can get hit 
and keep moving forward, 
how much you can take and keep moving 
forward. That’s how winning is done”
- ROCKY BALBOA
special bonus for Grzesiu
FERRIS WHEEL
Now I can take a deep breath and chill out
It was crazy weekend...
HAPPY ENDING
GG looks like a Pro from Philadelphia,
he paid his debts and gave some money
to grandmother...  And he was sober... 
...for a moment
"MISSION COMPLETE"
Ulala my dream is over... 
I've spent my best times on skateboard
with the best people I've ever met.
I always wanted to make this movie
and give you something special.
Love you all!! 
SHIT CAKE in our hearts FOREVER!!

Back to NOrWAY for two weeks....
and Z-town again
29.10.2016 WEDDING ALERT
My cousin Agnieszka aka Sister 
is getting married with Mateusz
Highlanders, regional style wedding

live music

dancing

singing

and drinking
Homemade BOOZE
D-E-L-I-C-I-O-U-S
all family in one place 
Haha Doma is sooo hangover.
We were drinking a lot day before...
HEY KRUCY!!
BOSS AND SON
MUSIC CAVE 
under the restaurant
crew
disco-dancing

fellas

Sweet analog photos
taken by Basia Saletra
thanks
Congratulations!! Best wishes to you. 
Keep loving together, respect each other,  
smile everyday, just have fun in every moment  
of your life and don't take it too seriously 
GREETINGS from NOrWAY
Love isn't easy as it seems...