Jun 25, 2016

Seth Rogen presents: SAUSAGE PARTY

Jun 15, 2016

Made in Poland: PAKTOFONIKA


-A wiesz, czym się różni szmata od kobiety??
Tym, że kobieta się szanuje...

-Wiesz?? 
Bo dzisiaj się tak zastanawiałem nad tobą.
-No i co??
-W sumie, to jak tak pomyślałem sobie,
 to mi się rzygać zachciało....

May 31, 2016

RISE OF THE FALLEN ANGELS

THE ROYAL PALACE
Fallen Angel with his queen have arrived.
Welcome in NOrWAY Slawek and Ewka.
Land of trolls, gypsies 
and expensive as hell booze.

LETS GO!! Classic sight seeing with Chlebo:
THE OSLO OPERA HOUSE
Construction started in 2003 
and was completed in 2007, ahead of schedule
and 300 million NOK (~US$52 million) 
under its budget of 4.4 billion NOK 
(~US$760 million).
Yes, let's drink for that, cheers or SKÅL!!
NA ZDROWIE
Must be. Why fuckin' tiger??
The reason Oslo wanted a tiger, 
is the city's nickname Tigerstaden 
("the tiger city"), which most Norwegians 
are familiar with. 
FROGNER PARK
Sculptures installation created 
by Gustav Vigeland 
between the 1920s and 1943
Rådhuset - Oslo City Hall
On December 10 (anniversary of Alfred 
Nobel's death) each year, Oslo City Hall 
hosts the Nobel Peace Prize ceremony
Kate Moss somewhere...

HAUSMANIA is a self-governed cultural 
house in Oslo, Norway. 
It is run by a group of underground 
artists based on collectivist ideology....
NOrWAY
He knows...
THE NATIONAL GALLERY
Show your drawing skills 
in this special room...
First was Ewka...
SS made it very simple...
Now guess, which is mine??
SC for LIFE!!
Hmmm nice drawings...
"The Scream" (1893) by Edvard Munch, 
one of the most famous paintings of all time, 
an icon of modern art.
S H I T
THE ASTRUP FEARNLEY
Museum of modern and contemporary art.
Thank you Ewczi so much for free entrance 
there. You have better connections 
then me in Oslo.
Some weird shit... 
yep
THE BUM

But outside of the museum was way better!! 

BLEEEEEE
Priceless moment captured 
- expensive shit
The Two Towers
Spotted

Chicko?! Unbelievable!!
Two skateboarding legends, 
my masters from childhood in Oslo.
Watch this:
Loader, Tank Commander and Random Hero...
 
"Damn, you know what..."
What are you doing there?!
It looks like... 
B A R F L Y

A SPECIAL TALENT...

MISTY DAY
Behind the scenes...

There is something in the fog...

Some evil creatures...
Søvnig Dronning 

Brunbjørn
Krøllete Hår
Smell it, smell it... Now take it!!
Slawek, this poor Moose is already dead, 
please live him alone bro...
Stylish mute grab in Ski Museum
Greetings from the top of Holmenkollen 
Ski Jump. So beautiful view behind you...
Peace & Love for everyone!!
Thank you Slawek and Ewka for being here.
Best Eastern in Norway ever!!
It was great pleasure to host you in SYKEHUS.
Good Times, Best Times!!
I hope, I will see you soon.
Back to the IRON reality...
Yes, he was here...
Worker of the year...
My good fella B with my babies,
SUPER SWEET 8mm!!
Photo of Marian before beating
the world record of
"THE SPEED OF TIME"
FUCK YEAH!! He did it!!
It was so fast that his skin started melting
like chocolate ice cream!! 
...Damn!! Dude, you have a fuckin' 
hole in your elbow!!
"God damn it!! My best t-shirt..."
And quick teleportation to the...
HOSPITAL!!
"Dude, you have a hole in your elbow!!"
I know...

Please, don't do this again...

Lord Grubas, rise!!

The Return of the King: Stanislaw I
Virtual Reality
Sykehus connected to the MATRIX

HELL YEAH

Fuck this world, job, money, my knees, 
fuck my ex's. I just want to be free and happy 
with my best friends, that's all I want, 
simple things, simple world and love, no lies...

"This is the world where evrybody's gotta
do something. Y'know, somebody laid down 
this rule that everybody's gotta do something, 
they gotta be something."
- Henry Chinaski